Sunday, January 19, 2014

Old Poetry

(Note: I write poetry when I am attempting to define myself in the world or my experiences in it. So any strange wordings is just my mind trying to understand my present. And I don't remember even writing the last poem. . . so I have no idea what that even represents. Gotta say I was very hesitant on including it.) Dates are included to show relative age of the piece. I don't often write poetry- but when I do I try to make it rhyme as long as possible.

Hannibal MO (12/1/13)

In Hannibal Missouri where Twain did grow,
the windows are are shuttered and nobody doth go.
The businesses are hit with a general depression
because the country's up in a great recession.

The tugboats are no longer in their own domain
only husks and masses hulking upon a smaller plain,
time passed and the causeways quieted-
but the people have not forgotten the past unrequited.

In Hannibal, Missouri where Twain did grow
the town shudders in its final death throes.

The Gods We Idolize (12/1/13)

A  Creator said Let There Be/ Light of every kind/ from the UV to the visible and all to either side/ to let my creations see the Gods they idolize/ so time passed and the world was made anew/ the God did see that what he made grew and grew/ and civilization came to Earth’s rocky shore/ and the God was firm and mighty and was seen no more.

So the humans worked alone/ on their cosmic ark/ and each and every one had their special part/ but some grew weary and turned their eyes/ towards the starry skies/ and thought of their beginnings and the Gods We Idolize./ So creation was abounding in the stories and the cries/ of prehistoric peoples reaching for the sky.

From the Rainbow Serpent/ to the chaos we despise,/ myths abounded of the time past idle eyes/ and great people came and went/ through time’s ebb and flow/ and some must have reached the shore where all great heroes go./ From the Ur of the Chaldees/ and other cities great/ did the poets memorialize the dates/ of every single God we idolize/ and turn their heads towards the starry skies.

Choose a tankard/ of any shape or size/ from the horns of the unicorn/ or the sea’s own crashing tides/ and quaff the Norse ale and turn the battle’s sides/ and pray towards the Gods we idolize./ Thoughts of weapons clashing/ and the burning of the pyres/ did make the warriors happy with the songs of ice and fire./ For when the berserker fights/ he takes no glory higher/ than dying in the battle towards the end of his desire.

From the early to the modern/ the Gods we Idolize/ did change their guise/ now we worship something different/ and yet the same/ each took a nicer form and a pretty name/ Psychology some worship/ because of prophet’s eyes/ from Freud to Jung/ and others come/ to read the Delphic sighs./ Architecture made the golems/ of Pygmalion design/ the arches and the sky scapes/ the make the skies/ less foreign and Godlike/ time echoes by,/ War becomes a God itself/ in how people cry/ against the use of such weapons/ that mortals’ can’t describe/ from the missiles and the bombs that take a sacred life.

The opiates/ and drugs that come upon the masses/ fight their own battles/ and hallowed passes/ upon the pantheon that shines forevermore/ into the void beyond the walls of sleep that count the score/ four score and seven years before/ the land burned ever bright/ the fantastic creatures did fright/ the children that burn the torches on each Judgement Day/ For if I had possession- each person would stay/ in biers of marble casing that protected from the tithes/ of the Kraken’s righteous fury upon the false Gods we Idolize.

The God was disappointed in creation’s starry sky/ He did know what Gods they idolized-/ The crawl of time/ and death was what kind they sanctified/ but even death may die upon a breach of rhyme/ and now people did pass the the time with idle eyes/ for what does a sigh perceive/ upon a golden shore/ but land to conquer and deceive/ upon a killing floor.

Woe Is Reality aka School Daze Parts 1 and 2 (Written January 17, 2012)

When I was ten I read the Bible from cover to cover
What did I discover? 
There was a part of me I had to cover
My best dream I had was where I was the Antichrist
full of hatred discord and strife
I wonder if what I read impacted what I found out
God hates me as much as I hate myself
Girl you did three things that impacted me
have you made inquiries? I sure have
You said I was a creep so I watch you from the shadows
I don’t need a weather vane to see the wind blow
Sure I’m no knight in shining armor but my armor-
the armor is busted and rusted and full of holes
I put you on a pedestal but you fell off it when
you stayed with what used to be my best friend 
I’m  curious why you made a decision
so spurious. It makes me feel sick knowing my dark secret
entwined secret. When I told it to you at first you didn’t believe it
then you said I better keep it. What is this? My scarlet letter
is not making me feel any better but alas poor me I’m stuck playing Yorick
My mind wanders, time does not make the memory grow fonder
Why do I not have a girlfriend? to paraphrase my mind ”Why are you so queer?”
For I fear that the idols I despised I have became
I don’t know why for I do not have a name
From 12 to 17 I looked forward to every 
teenage boy’s dream but my friend got you
while I got bored,
More and more fun became work
when I feared what lurked at the edge of my mind.
My walls have crumbled and fallen
Please take pot shots at me before the doctor comes calling
Outside I’m happy inside I’m crying
All's fair in love and war they were just lying,

To you I’m just a happy school boy smoking a cigarette
That’s a wordplay lets see what you get 
I may be a guy but I am effete
This is a puzzle, I have the whole set.
Write me off, shut me out
Nothing is a war zone, a rout.
Time is nothing but a relative brother to me
See the lines reach the sea
The rainbows are blacker than normal
It must be cause I’m traveling in a worm hole
To get back to days that nostalgia hits
Days of happiness, joy and better wit.
Thought that you look better now
Than later, hatin on making a cow
Jump over the moon like in stories
What lies beneath the morning glories
The dawn bringing in hues of color
My mind becomes my closest dollar
A sign that days gone by are not lost
What is the cost?



Sunday, January 12, 2014

Small Update Post

With my return to college- and subsequent renewal of the monotony that is not monotonous- I am going to be posting less on this with new content per se.

Now I've seen that this blog has become full of nerdy stuff. When you as a blogger find Pokemon, Fire Emblem, anime, and Lovecraftian horror cool enough that you want to blog about them. Then you know that in your own right (because nerdyness does come in every shap, size, credo, sexual orientation, and I.Q. level. Everybody is special and nerdy in their own awesome way. Do not believe that your limitations define you, but that awesomeness is inside you- just wanting to shine.

Now that I got the pep talk out of the way- I going to be uploading some different stuff.

Music lyrics that I wrote, poems, anime reviews, and fanfiction progress (now that means that for some people- this would be the most awful and boring thing ever. Well when you have this spark that had been building for years and just it comes out. Side Note- I'm noticing I want to branch out in fanfics. I don't want to be constrained to just one fandom. I think I might be drifting away from the thing that gave me the spark, not that the fandom is bad but that I am noticing more and more that no show is without faults. Combine that with show direction and I just miss the past- but am hopeful for the future. On that note- my classes are only on Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays giving me Tuesdays and Thursdays to catch up with writing stuff for anybody who cares (and by this point you know who you might be. ;) )

So until I say that the posts of "new" material actually are NEW in like capital letters or something. . .you get to see older material. Call it nostalgia and just a way to kick off another decade of life, maybe just I look at it tinged with sentimentality.

My Favorite Pokemon Types

I've been on and off playing Pokemon Y- stupidly restarted because I din't know there was 3 Pokemon centers in Lumiose City and with that stupid Looker Ticket mission that broke my will to play for a week- well I've been trying to actually get back to the Elite Four. And with the continued confusion that connecting to the Online features of Pokemon X and Y hyped up a lot. I want to Wonder Trade but I can't figure out how to connect. Oh well. Now on to my favorite types of Pokemon. 17-1. (For this list I do not count the ??? typing since no Pokemon actually kept the typing (Arceus glitched into the games with this typing doesn't count since the developers added in that code so if somebody did glitch it in- the game wouldn't break. And since the Eggs and the move Curse were the only things that used it for any generational span of time. . .and that Game Freak retired the type- I don't count it. And these are my personal picks so if there is a difference in opinion- that's why. And all of these types do have merits and this is just how I rank them in terms of sheer staying power in my six man band.

 So Number 17- Ice Type This is my least used type and for good reason. It's one of the rarest types around. They are weak to Fire, Fighting, Rock, and Steel (which are very common in both powerful moves/ secondary type combinations in double-typed Pokemon. And finding/ catching some of the forms were stupidly hard. I just don't like how easily Ice types can be taken out by nearly any Pokemon type. They only resist the Frozen status ailment (which is barely used by anybody.) and they are only really good against Dragon types- even though water types can easily kill Dragons because of the easily taught Ice Beam TM. Now there are a few Ice types I do use on my team (through six generations of Pokemon.) I love the Vanillite/ Vanillish/ Vanilluxe even though many players call it the stupid ice cream cone. (Do they forget Geodude, Voltorb, Electrode, Muk, Gastly. etc. which are all blobs of goo, floating spirit balls, rocks with arms, and possessed Poke Balls?) So I came to terms that it looks stupid. Actually I like it because it looks cute and harmless. And then it kills you. I also have an Amaura which is one of Gen 6's Fossil Pokemon and it's been doing well for me too- I haven't used it much because for 95% of the game I don't need an Ice Type Pokemon because there is no real Dragon type threat. And with the Exp All- I barely need my other Pokemon. So while Ice moves are fairly powerful- I just never need them because of how most Ice type Pokemon are found mid to late game. Combine that with how, with my three favorites, Frostlass, Weavile, and Mamoswine that you have to do a special evolutionary thing to make them evolve and sometimes it can be frustrating- especially with Frostlass to evolve them.

 Number 16 is the Bug Type. Now here's one of the first types you encounter in the games.Outside of the Flying type and your starter of course. I always see them as that one Gym which isn't all that difficult and just is annoying if your starter's a Grass type (because the Grass starters can be underwhelming.) And offensively they can have good moves (X-Scissor, Megahorn, Bug Bite, Infestation) and status causing moves (Stun Spore, Sleep Powder, etc.) yet they just don't usually have good Attack or Defense to take hits. Not to mention that quite a few of the members of this type evolve early and lose that staying power that is so crucial late game. Add in the weaknesses to fire, and the common second typings of poison or flying and both Psychic and Electric moves slaughter these things. Personally I almost never use Bug moves or Bug type Pokemon. Gen 5 never hooked me like the others did so I never got Larvesta or Volcarona (which is sad because I really liked their type combo and design.) Outside of Heracross, Scyther (not Scizor because I had no friends to trade- Trade Evolution the true test of a Forever Alone Gamer.), the Anorith Line which I loved late game because it slaughtered everything, and Forretress which served me well in every game I had it in (which was every game that had it and I did use walkthroughs to find Pineco- I love Forretress.) I don't touch the type often.

 Number 15 is surprising- the Flying Type. I love the Flying type legendaries. Yvetal is now my favorite legendary beside Ho-oh. But that doesn't mean I like their power. A lot are found early game (Pidgey, Pidove, Tailow etc.) and can get hit hard by Rock and Electric types while slaughtering Grass and Fighting types. But here is where I have an issue. I do not usually need a Flying type Pokemon because my starter usually is so high leveled mid game- that unless I get hit by a one hit Knockout move I can take a beating. And I almost always have a Psychic type on my team, which easily handles Fighting Types and Grass types usually are weak defensively so necessity just doesn't call. And then I always have to have a spot with a Flying type just so I can use Fly, the addition of Sky Battles threw this type further down the list because the Pokemon that can Sky Battle is just counter intuitive sometimes. I do personally love Crobat, Gyrados, Noctow;, Togekiss (when I can get a Togepi without Trading- again a pain), Ho-oh, and Yvetal. Still they can be easily killed by secondary type weaknesses, Electric, and Rock types. So they have their own issues, 

Number 14- Normal Type, the type that doesn't resist anything and just has a lot of overall health. So this type is only at this spot in my list because of the amount of moves that some Pokemon can learn. They can learn quite a few powerful moves that make them versatile in battle. But what they are well known for are HM slaves. An HM Slave is that one Pokemon that can learn a lot of HMs- which are nearly impossible to forget and in some people's eyes just wastes a good and ready move slot with its necessary evil to progress on the journey. Notable HM Slaves are Zigzagoon, Patrat, and Bidoof- which are found early in the game, thankfully evolve, and are able to be taught 3-6 HM moves. And Normal types that learn Fly can also be useful as well. Thankfully Gen 4 seemed to have the worst amount of HM moves with eight and they were all necessary and awful. So thanks to the lessening of HMs and the moving around of old HMs into Technical machines that can be taught over and over against to different and not just a single use- the Normal Type isn't at number 17. I also like the least Pokemon with this type- with the shuffling around that the addition of the Fairy type did to Pokemon- many Normal types I like have been moved to being Fairy types. So with that in mind, the Pokemon that are still Normal types that I like are Eevee (because of it's ridiculous number of evolutions), Snorlax, and Porygon Z (which was nearly impossible for me to get so when I got one I was ecstatic. And it was really overpowered. I took down Giratina with a Porygon Z with Signal Beam. . .) 

Number 13- Ground Type This is a very powerful type with some of the most powerful Pokemon on this list. The problem is that a lot of Pokemon can hurt it with how type coverage can be. Many Pokemon nowadays can learn Water, Grass, and Ice moves and so the typing does have some flaws but offensively the Ground type kills. But with the Flying type being immune to Ground types and the Ability of Levitate which also make Pokemon immune to Ground- it has the most resistances. There aren't many Pokemon that I keep on my team consistently- Outside of Claydol in Gen 3, Golurk, and finally after 10 years of not being able to evolve Onix and never having the Gen 4 remakes- Steelix which is my favorite Ground type. Still think that Steelix should have got a Mega Evolution in the Kalos region.

 Number 12- The Fighting type- I almost never use these Pokemon because I just never have the need to. A few need Trade Evolution to get to their final forms, the Fire- Fighting type combination is overdone with half of the starter Fire types evolving to have a secondary fighting type- so that is overdone, and their only being so many other secondary types in the whole set that it just seems boring. Now the whole set is pretty strong and useful- but outside of Lucario, Gallade, Blaziken, and Breloom I haven't used much in the way of Fighting types. My team is more focused on Special Attackers so Fighting types just don't fit in my team building activities.

 Number 11- Water Type This is where I start having issues with ordering the types. I love the Water starters (especially Blastoise, Empoleon, and Greninja.) but much of the other Pokemon I don't care much about- except for the Fossils that are partially water (because I love the Fossil Pokemon) I never like the water type gyms- I had to restart Pokemon Platinum because I never got a grass or electric type Pokemon that could handle Gym 5. So I see this type as "that one Gym" outside of Whitney's Normal type gym that I hated in Gen 2 and the remakes. And other than Normal type ones- the Water type has the most HM moves making many a Water type an HM slave for water routes- Dive, Surf, Waterfall and Whirlpool have all been HMs and while Surf and Waterfall have been the most constant- that still means that a Water type could still have two spots filled with HMs and that doesn't count any others it could be able to learn. Personally my favorite water types are Gyrados, Blasttoise, the fossil Pokemon that are part water, Greninja, Empoleon, and Feraligatr. So I don't mind the type its more of what I am forced to sometimes teach my team to get further in my journey.

 Number 10- The Rock Type This type has every fossil Pokemon from every generation and since I love the fossil Pokemon I love this type. It has a decent amount of Pokemon that are secondary typed to be a Powerful thing to fight against. They also have very good attack and defense and can be hard to take down without super effective moves- with the secondary types that give them their weaknesses. They are all either weak to Grass and/or Water and have some bad Special Defense to actually make up for the death that comes usually in one hit. What sometimes make up for that is the Ability Sturdy that many Pokemon of this type have to alleviate the issue of One Hit Knockouts. Personal favorites of mine of this type are the Fossil Pokemon,Tyranitar, and Aggron. Pure power all of the time.

 Number 9- Fire Type This is mainly because of the easily killed Pokemon because of weaknesses to Ground, Rock, and Water which are all common types in playthroughs. The type make up for this with powerful special attack and some heavy hitters in Attack as well so they can sweep through their weaknesses. What brings this type down to this level is that many Fire Type starters (your most used Pokemon and the one you have to stare at the most) had been for half of the games- part Fighting type- piling on more weaknesses that just made it less fun to play with and just boring when guessing the new types of the Starter Pokemon. In Generations 3-5 I played more with Water Types because of how boring and unsurprising the final evolution was for so many Fire Types- combine that with some problems with how slow some Fire types were and they just weren't as useful in previous years. Favorites include Arcanine, Magmortar, Ho-oh, Delphox, Chandelure, and Volcarona- most of these are two-types and not part fighting types so they are less boring to me and just more cool looking.

Number 9- Dark, one of the two types introduced Generation 2. I like the type because of how cool the designs usually are. I almost never use the type because of their weakness to Fighting (and now Fairy) types and how common that type is in play throughs- not to mention competitive play. They aren't always the most powerful Pokemon but they can pack a punch if you want them to. Not much to say about them except that they are just fun to play with- and that outside of the Elite Four and the evil Teams- no Pokemon Gym has specialized in Dark Types- I wish they would because even the Fairy type has a Gym. Really? No Dark Gym when you have so many cool Pokemon to choose from and the Fairy type has a Gym in its first appearance? The Pokemon I like of this type are Umbreon, Sableye, Weavile, Bisharp, Hydreigon, Malamar, and Yvetal \

Number 8- Ghost This type is hard to find (like the Ice, and Fairy types) and aren't that strong physically. I never liked the Ghost type until Gen 5 so this is a recent development. I also don't like Trade Evolutions so while I want Gengar, Trevenant, and Phantump I can't because issues with internet. And have not many friends that had the game and could locally trade. This has personally formed my favorites of the Ghost type because of that. My favorites all evolve either by leveling up- or more commonly Evolutionary Stones. So it'd be common to see me have Banette instead of Gengar and a Frostlass, Chandelure, or Aegislash because I like their designs and I personally love Evolutionary stones.

Number 7- Dragon types Now I love dragons in literature and movies but with the mythical beasts inhabiting the world of Pokemoon I am disappoint. This is a very powerful type and (besides Fairy, Ice, or Dragon) not many moves are super effective against these things. Now that would make it very nice-except it has 5 of the 7 pseudo legendary pokemon which is unfair/ okay- and nearlt all the rest are true legendary Pokemon that are hard to catch and ridiculously powerful. So I don't like using them often because they just seem overpowered. My personal favorites are Goodra and Salamence.

 Number 6- Electric This type has a lot of advantages- it is powerful against flying and water, and is only weak against ground types- not counting if they have two types and so some Pokemon of this type could have more weaknesses. I have always had (or very nearly had) a Pikachu on every team in every game that had a Pikachu- I have never completed Pokemon Yellow for one reason only- I don't like Pikachu. What Pokemon I love is Raichu. I very nearly despise Pikachu but it evolves into one of my favorites through a Thunderstone- which fulfills the evolve via an Evolutionary stone which I love. Add to this that Electic types are usually high Speed and Special Attack can take out whole teams of Pokemon easily without breaking a sweat. My favorites are Raichu, Electivire, Ampharos, Dedenne, and Gavantula who all helped me finish each game that they appeared in.

 Now my Top 5 Pokemon types are what I would call "Gym Leader" types as in if I wanted to I would be totally fine of running an entire Gym with just that type of Pokemon. Which limiting- it is also freeing with the idea that you choose weakness covering moves and type matchups that give your team a defensive boost and a idea of control. Or if I wanted to I could totally goof around with friends and play competitively for fun with a team I raised with loving care. Also known as "I thought long and hard on how a team comprised of one type would run." And this is where I can barely decide on what my favorite Pokemon are- as we go go more towards number 1 I have longer and longer lists of Favorites because I can't choose between anything when they all have reasons to be amazing.

 Number 5 Steel- also introduced Gen 2 Like the Rock and Ground types, Steel is Pure Power (Special Attack can also be high as well, defense is stellar.) I love this type mainly because I loved the Steel gym in Generation 2- mainly because your only opponent was Jasmine who has taken on this status as a traveler because she's been in the remakes , Sinnoh Gen4, and Gen 5's Pokemon World tournament. And with that introduction to the Steel type, it's in my top 5. Favorite Pokemon- Steelix, Mawile, Aggron, Metagross, Aegislash, Forretress, Empoleon, Lucario, Ferrothorn, and Bisharp.

 Number 4- Psychic This type is very powerful with Special Attack and S.Defense This was also the type that caused Dark and Steel to enter in Gen 2 because Psychic types used to be super broken with how Bug and Ghost Moves were weak and how most of the Pokemon of said types were part Poison type which made them weak to Psychic types. I've loved this type since it was fixed in Gen 2 (I've played Gen 1 game mechanics and its a little bit more difficult. And the amount of usable moves throughout the 1st and 2nd Gens of Pokemon is tiny.)And yet they've been a crucial part of my team ever since them. Favorite Pokemon- Espeon, Grumpig, Gothitelle, Reuniclus, Mr. Mime, Gardevoir (which like Forretress I've had in every team that I could), Swoobat, Claydol, Metagross, Delphox, and Malamar. So I really know my Psychic types. 

Number 3- and if not the fact that there is almost no Pokemon in this typing, it would totally be number 1- Fairy. Yes this type that just showed up in Gen 6 and threw a wrench some people's teams is one of my favorites. It would be number one if not for the fact that there is only 34 Pokemon in the Group (which ties it with Ghost as the rarest type) These things are ridiculous to kill with it being very strong and defensively decent with enough resistances to be good. Also everything that they are weak against are weak against Ground types so a Fairy type knowing Earthquake and things are deader than dead. Its one of those types that (unlike Ice) is not bogged down by Speed deficiencies and don't have gimmick Pokemon- I'm looking at you Smeargle, Delibird, Shuckle, etc- and with its resistances to popular types suich as Steel, Bug, and Dark , and a complete immunity to Dragon which makes them terrifying- they jumped into my top 5 and almost top spot if not for the fact that the next two types that I like more have more Pokemon- and therefore- more type combinations. Favorite Pokemon- Togekiss (yet again it is not in X and Y without possibly Friend Safari or trading via a Gen 5 game. And with Pokebank down because of an awful launch and issues with hacked Pokemon that could never happen legally, and my reluctance to pay for a monthly service that is not necessary- I have to learn to not mind not having a Togekiss- unless I figure out how to get on PSS and Wonder Trade some stuff I collected/ breeded.), Florges (which is a terifying thing), Aromatisse and Slurpuff- which both are Trade Evos with held items, Sylveon, Xerneas-if I had X Version or traded, Mr. Mime, Azumarill, Gardevoir,Mawile, Whimsicott, Dedenne, Carbink, Klefki- and outside of a few that I din't say - I just named all the Fairy types and they are all fantastic- especially the Psychic/Fairy Combo which resists Dark type moves making Gardevoir and Mr. Mime relevant again- not to mention Mega Gardevoir. 

Number 2- Poison It isn't the best offensively but it isn't half bad defensively. And it resists Poison status effects which I love because I always lose a Pokemon to Poison- especially before it was changed in Gen 4 to where Pison stopped working on the overworld when your Pkemon with Poison was a 1 Hit Point. Add to the fact that the Poison effect can be annoying, if not deadly to other Pokemon and the types of surprising moves that Poison types can learn via TMs can mitigate some of their weaknesses and can surprise some people. My Favorite Pokemon- Arbok, Muk, Swalot, Garbodor, Crobat, Skuntank, Nidoking, Nidoqueen, Drapion, Dragalge (and since it is in Pokemon Y- I can catch it's pre-evolution.), Venusaur, Vileplume, Ariados, Dustox, Roserade, Scolipede, Toxicroak

 Number 1- Grass While I absolutely dislike the starter Pokemon with how slow they usually are and that they are weak against so many things I love the type nonetheless. They are affected by weather conditions and outside of Normal and Grass type moves- can't learn much via leveling up. Now I still love the Grass types because they are so diverse- similar to the Earth with things that look like animals, plants, Evolve via Evlutionary stones, Evolve via a Moss Rock, etc. altogether it is a cool evolution filled place. And as I've said before, I mainly use Special Attack Sweepers in my team so Grass with such a focus on either strong Normal type Physical attacks, Special Attack focused Grass moves, and the array of HM and, more importantly, TMs that give type coverage against Grass type Pokemon's weaknesses. Altogether they are one of my favorite types to use. Favorite Pokemon- Venusaur, Meganium, Bellossom, Leafeon, Simisage, Lilligant (sadly I don't have a Gen 5 game so I can't get Lilligant but if I could I would throw it on my team so hard it would break the sound barrier and because I love it's design and it was so deadly in Gen 5.), Vileplume, Jumpluff, Roserade, Whimsicott, Ferrothorn.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Something Silly

A thought that hasn't come out of my brain. When I want to get some music I go to one of three places: Goodwill and other stores that people give their old musical tastes to the larger creature that is music lovers. I go to Itunes and other online stores and their simply fun times of online shopping and their circuitous routes of buy this and buy that. But there is the final place. The stores that sell music among other things. (Walmart, Barnes and Noble, Target, etc.) And this has bugged me for years. If I am searching for music- I know what I want. I don't need some person coming up to me and breaking my concentration with "What are you looking for?" I hate that. I don't like people. I am so introverted that talking to people and I almost start hyperventilating because of fear. I don't need to know what's hot in the charts. I like music from any decade except for now. There are some songs that I like but I don't like hearing the same songs over and over on the radio. Following the crowd tires me out. I don't shop during the holidays. Christmas music is too happy for me and I just look at the people's faces and think "what are they hiding?" People can't be happy all the time. If they were they would go insane. Halloween is my favorite time of year. Short explanation: People are taught since childhood ti keep away from strangers and don't take candy from strangers. Halloween flips it on its head. Halloween lets kids take candy from strangers and lets people scare people to death and lets them act as homicidal maniacs. Black Friday I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. I hate being around people. It tires me out. Complete and total introvert. Black Friday I only like because I wonder how many people will be trampled nationwide because of- enter stupid mass produced product here- and it boggles the mind. I just want to figure out a shirt that I want for Christmas. I have no shirts I want here. Middle America shirt selection is nil.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Is Pacific Rim Hollywood's version of Evangelion?

Short answer: No. It takes lot of tropes and concepts from the mecha genre as a whole and tries to be as original as possible. (For a genre that was created in the 50's and 60's- true originality is difficult if not impossible to come by.)So I finally was able to watch Pacific Rim. It took me three weeks of begging my family to watch it. It was a movie I wanted to watch for months on end. Why? Two reasons: First of all- The Guillermo Del Toro films I have watched (the Hellboy films, parts of Pans' Labyrinth, Kung Fu Panda 2, Rise of the Guardians, plus a smattering of films that he just touched.) I have enjoyed readily. And then was this whole thing through the anime forums that I glance at every few weeks about how Pacific Rim was Hollywood's attempt at Neon Genesis Evangelion. And I was hooked from that. And also the movie was highly successful in the overseas markets. (Asian markets ate this up like CGI candy. Disclaimer: Any and all Evangelion links Pacific Rim shares seem to be highly coincidental and superfluous. The Evangelion connections are mostly from the first few episodes before most of the iconic deconstruction of said mecha anime takes place. Any mecha genre lover could, hypothetically, find things that are very similar to their personal favorite in Pacific Rim. By referencing nothing, they are referencing everything. Thank you and read on.

Now back story: When I was twelve the Toonami block was on its last hurrah (or just ended. . .my memory is off- and we didn't know that Toonami would be resurrected a few years later) so I had begun my love of anime with the usual: Dragonball Z, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho etc.) and I was 12. So I was confused. Some of the animes I watched became normal. They began to dull with repeated watching. Formulaic Shonen beat the bad guy plots (boring- in all seriousness I like the romantic 'feminine' shows and magical girl animes- better stories in my opinion. Also other stories for another day.)

Now why have I not said anything about the mecha genre? Well because my overall view of it at 12 was giant robots with political intrigue. Example- the now 30ish years of Gundam. The gung ho- fight the bad guys show. (Which in all fairness is not a good stereotype. See Tegen Toppan Gurren Lagaan as why this as parody is ridiculous. And I really want to watch the entire Gundam canon sooner or later.) The main influences of Pacific Rim seem to be earlier robot animes like Gundam, Mazinger Z, etc. But there are too many similarities with Evangelion for people to not unconsciously have a lot of Eva. Weirdly, no one in the movie had seen NGE, so they claim, until almost finishing Pacific Rim. (Idea of common tropes goes here.)

 Now on to Neon Genesis Evangelion. It is a mecha anime but it isn't. First of all it is a pre apocalyptic Earth in 2015. The world is being attacked by Angels, giant Lovecraftian entities which are about as angelic as demons. It is also a story of teen angst and terrible depression. (It hit home for me. Being a teenager and, well. . .) Is it all 'gung ho, fight the bad guy?' Nope. When you first see the Angels in Episode One, it's acting on almost pure instinct. By the time the Final Angel in the television series, the 17th, hits there have been at least five times an Angel has tried to interface and have either almost absorbed the mech pilots, psychologically analyzed them and overall learned how to better fight against the humans.

 And every human has some kind of psychological issue. From the main character's issues with his father, constantly running away, and thinking every mess up was directly caused by him. One of the girls has little to personality- becoming a sort of living doll, and the third main character having an inferiority complex that shows itself as a superiority complex. (And every main character has issues like this, even the happy ones.) 

Now there's the religious symbolism From the Angels names (Sandalphon the Angel of the Unborn being discovered as a fetus like creature before it awakes, cross explosions, the sephiroth in End of Evangelion, Adam, Lilith, the Magi computer system, etc.) Now Hideaki Anno says that he just made NGE have these thoughts to make it 'cool' and it is still debated hotly almost two decades after the original series.

 Altogether it is a very convoluted series that is very hard to explain without spoiling literally everything and even after yearly watchings (currently 7 full run throughs) I still don't know everything about it. It is highly recommended by me. (Just a warning- it is a mature series- gore, nudity, language- so it is not for those people who are either too young to watch it comfortably or for the weak of heart. It is dark, deep, and horribly convoluted.

 Now finally I have to say that I would have said that Pacific Rim is not completely a homage to NGE. I would say that there have been times that that is more true. The Matrix being influenced by Ghost in the Shell (which is still a great graphical movie), I've seen comparisons between Kimba the White Lion and Lion King, The Speed Racer movie which was the West's attempt at a Speed Racer movie. And- my personal- sarcastic- favorite was The Hunger Games and the much better and darker, in my opinion, Battle Royale.

 But Guillermo Del Toro said: I haven't seen Evangelion. I accept you Patlabor, [as an influence] from anime industry, or, Tetsujin-28, I don't have any problem saying 'I love them', 'they're an influence for me'. Regarding Evangelion, I have the DVDs, I haven't opened them, I haven't seen it. Yeah, there is anime influence [in Pacific Rim], but not from that anime in particular.

This means we have to get Inception up in here.

 Actually the stylings of the 'Kaiju' (Japanese: Strange Creature) made me think of the Giant Monster craze that the world first really took off with in the 1950's. (See any Weirdly titled American film- completely made up example: Giant Mechanical Ants From Mars) or the classic Godzilla series (Side Note: After researching that studio, I have found out that they've done quite a few Miyazaki films and, if not all, most of the Pokemon movies. Weird.)Another more recent and more known example is the tokusatsu genre. (example: Power Rangers/ Super Sentai series) The monsters in Pacific Rim are amalgamations. The creatures are (after a scene that I will get into later)that they are clones of each other. Imperfect clones that have different powers and power levels. But this is very Evangelion. In Evangelion, the Evangelions (short explanation- the human creations- cyborgs- that 14 year old pilot to fight the Angels) are themselves created from the DNA of Angels. The imagery of giant monsters that look like Earth creatures is very Toho (Godzilla series) with the creation of those monsters being from atomic energy, robots, or mythical monsters. The Rift in Pacific Rim reminds me of Lovecraftian mythos (the Elder Gods are found out to be aliens in The Mountains of Madness and other later works by Lovecraft. And the Level system is very reminiscent of Hurricane numbering systems (Levels 3-5 seen in the actual movie; Level 1-2 Kaiju probably happened earlier in the timeline but are unseen.)

 The Jaegers (German: Hunters) are the robots that are created to fight the Kaiju. Their styling reminds more of the stocky Gundam models rather than the more sleek Evas or even the Code Geass models. The Jaegers we see in the movie are the American Mark 3 Gipsy model, the Russian Mark 1 Cherno Alpha, the Chinese Mark 4 Crimson Typhoon, and a few others. Altogether this isn not rare for mecha genres: there has been national mechs in anime for a long while. Gundam had its boatload of Gundams, Evangelion had different branches of Nerv working on different Evas, and Code Geass had Britannian, Chinese Fenderation, and Area 11/Japanese mechs. Just to name a few series off the top of my head that I can easily list off. The pilots act like rock stars (much like the gung ho fight the bad guys mecha shows if turned up to eleven.) The suits of the pilots reminded me a lot of the plug suits of NGE. (At one point, the masks of the characters are filled with some viscous yellow goop maybe like Evangelion's LCL. Or just another showing of the increasing robotics idealized in movies- possible because out side it never is shown again- though the cahracters are never really shown suiting up again in that level of detail.) The two pilot system is unlike the original Evangelion series. But if we add the Rebuild of Evangelion movies especially Rebuild 3.0, we do see an Evangelion with two pilot. (Evangelion Unit 13) Now the Japanese version of the movie came out a year ago and hasn't been dubbed to English yet- so it is only a tentative link and coincidence. And finally the Neural Handshake that is the way to link with a Jaeger and the other pilot is very similar to the synchronization ratios in Evangelion.

 Now for character similarities. Now there isn't many and the ones that are there are just similar- not perfect. The two that come to mind are the Major in Pacific Rim and Gendo Ikari in Evangelion. Both are older and are seen as pillars in their respective organizations. (Both are controlled by outside organizations that give them money. The U.N. in the case of Pacific Rim and Seele in Evangelion. Both are seen as tough in their stories but have a soft spot in a younger female 'daughter' that they take care of and control in some way. In Pacific Rim, he saved the female lead from being killed by a Kaiju. And the connection the scientist makes in Pacific Rim reminded me of the psychological Angel connections.

 Now Pacific Rim is its own beast altogether. First and largest of all- it is at opposition of Hideaki Anno's view of Evangelion. Eva was highly highly pessimistic, psychological, depressing and individualistic. Pacific Rim is optimistic and more similar to the original mecha genre in in view of good guys vs. giant monsters. At one point, the Major states that they 'will cancel the Apocalypse.' Its human quality of neural handshakes is much more of a relationship and more we are all in this together kind of vibe. Altogether I give it a 8.9/10 with a Recommendation of Watch it and relive your Saturday morning anime binges.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

R.I.P.D Movie Review

Watched R.I.P.D finally today. I have to say it was a great movie. While- from pretty quick research, I admit, through the internet afterwards to see how people took it. (Overall critics and audiences didn't like it.) Well? So what? Movies don't always have to be epic journeys that define characters. Sometimes people forget that.

Sometimes they can just be good fun comedies. And when you have Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, and Kevin Bacon in a film. . .I think good job.

Now onto the finer points: First of all is the parallels between R.I.P.D and MIB. Yeah. So they both have settings where a "government" organization is protecting normal people from outside and cleaning up the mess that ultimately happens.

Then there's the whole younger rookie thing and their older, more experienced partner. (Think Agent J and K from MIB) They even had one scene that made me think automatically of a scene from MIB. (I even said how similar it looked.)

The idea is based around a comic book series. (As in all seemingly "original ideas" nowadays. . .maybe I'm just a little jaded. (Side note: I REALLY Really really want to see Pacific Rim. Guillermo Del Toro hasn't disappointed me yet- plus I've seen enough Japanese mecha anime {Personal fave: Neon Genesis Evangelion, its End of Evangelion movie, and the current Rebuild films that Studio Gainax are doing} that seeing Hollywood even attempt it is- well- like letting your inner eight year old out and waiting for Saturday morning cartoons.) List of movies that I love that are based around comic books/ graphic novels- Avengers, 300, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Batman Trilogy, and (my personal favorite) the Hellboy movies.

It still was a good buddy cop movie with supernatural elements. I'm not going to say that the models for the Deados didn't look a little silly. (And the thing that actually makes them reveal themselves as the escaped souls is, I admit, just a little bit ridiculous. (And there is that whole camp of people that hate CGI and bring up the whole "look at Jurassic Park- it's 20 years old and it still looks better than anything now. The thing I have to say about such a mindset is that Jurassic Park didn't have CGI humans. Any CGI  humans that we have now still sometimes look a little wonky. But its way better than a lot of video games and way better than any attempt at CGI humans 20 years ago.)

The thing that made the movie for me: Jeff Bridges. I love Ryan Reynolds. But Jeff Bridges sold the movie. The banter between the leads was absolutely golden. It didn't seem forced (and the whole joke about them having different bodies because of universe safety reasons was hilarious when it was introduced to, in my opinion, the ind of the movie. Now if only Ryan Reynolds made me laugh a little bit more (at least the romantic subplot didn't seem shoehorned in. I hate me action movies that do that. It rustles my moviegoer jimmies. There was one point that made me furious at the romantic interest  but it makes sense in context)

And Kevin Bacon. Good job.

I just think the timing was just off. Summer season was a big blockbuster season and R.I.P.D was a smaller fish in a bigger pond. Plus outside of maybe a few ads I remember, the marketing for this movie was very subdued. So it fell off my personal radar until now/

Now there's whole spiritual kinda thing with the good guys being dead cops in a "heaven?" police department. And the Deados are lost souls that want to stay on Earth permanently and not go to hell. Fine and dandy. I've seen weirder uses for spirituality. (Evangelion which I seem to bring up in every blog post so far is my personal favorite. And I'm not saying this for nostalgia's sake since I have just rewatched the series for the seventh time and it was my first foray into the psychological/ giant robot genres in anime. Now that had a weird message. A good one but it was weird)

Overall, adding the scores of movie stars, plot, visuals, and enjoyment and stirring them all together into a big number, I give R.I.P.D. 8.8/ 10 because of the reasons of sometimes ridiculous deados, some MIB moments (originality has been dead for quite a while in movies.) and a short runtime for a summer flick. (only 96 minutes.)

So I give it a "You should at least watch it once and grab a bag of popcorn" - cause its that kind of movie.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Podcast Review: Welcome To Night Vale

Wow haven't done a blog in a while. Oops.

Well I've been on an anime kick lately so I might blog about that sometime. But I've found a podcast that is written with my sense of humor and love of the supernatural in mind. And when I mean I love the thing, I mean I marathoned from the pilot episode to the currently most recent one. 31st? episode I believe. Warning: the podcast can  be explicit so the younger readers of this blog should realize that the subject material and/ or the weather reports that are not actually weather reports can be explicit in descriptions in gore and more often than not the musical "Weather Report"  can have some language. So I warned you.

I am talking about Welcome To Night Vale where such mundane things as hooded figures, portals that release dinosaurs, and glowing clouds are a common enough appearance that the radio personality talks about the events in such a way as to make you question your normal life. Oh and a dog park that is EXPRESSLY forbidden by the all powerful town council that it should never be entered at any cost ever. Alternate reality episode, time travel, etc.

And never ask about the station management. The weather reports and the sponsor messages are hilarious and creepy at the same time. At listen at night for the full effect. Awesome.

It's if H.P. Lovecraft's worldview of cosmic horror got hit with a dose of modern life. E.g. The world has gotten smaller and more connected and so the unknown has become boring. Or think of a parody newscast being attacked by constant cosmic horror entities so often that most of the characters are so used to it that the mundane becomes more noticeable. Kinda the whole forest for the trees bit . . . or something.

Night Vale is like a small town that got hit by the weird bug. Reminds me of those old time radio dramas that used to be so prevalent in the 50's.

The narrator and the only way we know of this strange burg in the middle of wherever is Cecil Baldwin, the radio host in this Lovecraftian NPR radio show: a usually mild mannered and supposedly well dressed, not tall, not short, not thin, not fat, handsome character who is also very much attracted to the new man in the town. And his whole coming to terms if the scientist falls for the radio host.

And yes it actually feels genuine and touching for a show that can go from making you laugh from how absurd it is or almost shiver in fear from the descriptions alone. (And Cecil's voice is haunting enough in its calm dulcet tones that lull you into believing that the strange occurrences that you are hearing could happen in another universe parallel to ours on another plane of reality.)

Or I am totally in love with his voice.

Other characters are also Carlos the "sane man" scientist, Old Lady Josie who's friends with angels (which the City Council refuses to acknowledge the existence of), the Sheriff and his Secret Police, the numerous red shirt station interns and others in the town that exists somewhere.

Writing style shifts from third person for most of the narration, to second person during most of the "Word From Our Sponsors Bit"- and a strange episode that entirely narrated like that, to Cecil's strange tangential stories that he goes off on every once in a while to hilarious effect.

Fan of a podcast? Yes. Enough to join a fandom? Well, yeah, of course it like I totally want to hear more of this well thought out world that is Night Vale.